Today I typed up a list of teas I have, to avoid this common conversation with visitors:
“What sort of tea would you like to drink?”
“What do you have?”
“Lots. What kind do you like?”
“I don’t know. What do you have?”
(Starts recital. Visitor panics and picks the first one they recognize).
Now I can hand over a list.
The list is printed on 5×7 paper from a notepad I bought at Michael’s.